Facebooking. (Young Avengers | Team)
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fictionaluntruthsTitle: Facebooking.
Fandom: Young Avengers.
Warnings: Nothing at all.
Contents: Crack. Teenagers and facebook. More crack.
Characters/couples: The whole team.
Summary: The first twelve issues of Young Avengers as told by their Facebook status.
Rating: G.
Notes: I blame![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
xnoriko_sakumax because she didn't stop me when I told her I wanted to do this.
Facebooking
Kate Bishop is now friends with Cassie Lang, Billy Kaplan and Teddy Altman.
Cassie Lang: Hey, guys :)
Billy Kaplan: Because obviously we don't text enough already or something.
Teddy Altman: Do you mind?
Billy Kaplan: No, of course not! Just being my charming, sarcastic self, you know.
Teddy Altman: Oh, I know.
Kate Bishop: So, Cass, should we just get away from this status or should we go and grab some popcorn instead? ;)
Cassie Lang: I vote popcorn ;)
Billy Kaplan: Please shut up.
(Teddy Altman likes this)
**
Kate Bishop to Billy Altman so why hasn't Boy Wonder added me?
Billy Kaplan: Eli? When Ted and I asked weeks ago, he said he doesn't have a FB, something about it being controlled by the man blahblaha, only bored people with nothing better to do had to pass the time, blahblahblah.
Kate Bishop: You don't say.
Teddy Altman: Kate, you come with special effects of your own. I SWEAR that came out with eerie music and ominous lightning and thunder and everything.
(Kate Bishop liked this)
Kate Bishop: I simply spy with my little eye one Mr. Elijah Bradley changing his mind soon. Mark my words ;)
Billy Kaplan: Do you control Facebook or something?
Kate Bishop: Of course not.
Kate Bishop: Yet ;)
(Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman and Cassie Lang)
Cassie Lang: lol. Rock on, Kate!
**
Eli Bradley is now friends with Kate Bishop, Teddy Altman, Cassie Lang and Billy Kaplan.
(4 people like this)
Kate Bishop: Told you.
Billy Kaplan: Miracle worker ladies and gentlemen.
Cassie Lang: GO, KATIE!
Eli Bradley: Shut up already :/
Kate Bishop: Make me :)
**
Teddy Altman to Billy Kaplan wanna do something this friday or something?
Billy Kaplan: I'm a big fan of 'something'. Something and I go way back.
Teddy Altman: Mom's gonna be at her work 'til late so maybe we could play videogames or watch a DVD at my place? I'm kinda broke otherwise ):.
Kate Bishop: So direct, Teddy!
(Cassie Lang likes this)
Teddy Altman: What-- OMG. KATE! I didn't mean it like that!
Billy Kaplan: ohgod, Teddy, texting you instead where these STALKERS can't see.
Cassie Lang: Every step you take~
Eli Bradley: *SNRK*
Teddy Altman: You guys suck :p
Kate Bishop: Actually, that... no, I can't. Too easy.
(Cassie Lang and Eli Bradley liked this)
**
Billy Kaplan and Teddy Altman are dating.
(Kate Bishop, Cassie Lang and Eli Bradley liked this)
Kate Bishop: Called it!
Billy Kaplan: Yeah, yeah, yeah :p
Kate Bishop: Don't hate me 'cause I'm a genius, Kaplan <3 :)
Eli Bradley: And ever so modest.
Kate Bishop: Modesty is for those who aren't as amazing as I am, that's just the facts.
**
Billy Kaplan is so tired that he could break down and cry.
Cassie Lang: OMG me too. I almost fell asleep in Algebra today.
Teddy Altman: See this is where I love my-- you know. Makes hiding how tired I am so much easier.
Kate Bishop: I do the same thing with some make up, Teddy dear, and you don't see me showing off.
Teddy Altman: But I'm cute when I do.
(Billy Kaplan likes this)
Eli Bradley: Want some cheese with all that whine, guys?
Kate Bishop: Oh, please. You _know_ I kicked your butt yesterday. You were so falling asleep.
Eli Bradley: I let you win.
Kate Bishop: Three times.
Eli Bradley: It's what a leader has to do to keep the spirits up!
Kate Bishop: Uh-huh, Bradley. No, really, keep pulling my finger.
Billy Kaplan: Teddy, Cass, quick! Grab the popcorn! I'll get the soda!
(Cassie Lang and Teddy Altman liked this)
Eli Bradley: Very funny, Bill.
Kate Bishop: Almost as funny as me kicking Eli's butt _today_ once we're done with practice.
Cassie Lang: Speaking off, gotta go or I'll be late for class <3 bye!
**
Eli Bradley unfriended Cassie Lang, Teddy Altman, Billy Kaplan and Kate Bishop.
**
Kate Bishop thinks that Eli Bradley is a stupid, selfish, selfcentered asshole.
Cassie Lang: ... Katie?
Kate Bishop: Mmm?
Cassie Lang: *HUGS* We need ice cream. When are you free? I'll buy it on my way home.
Kate Bishop: <3 Best friend ever. :)
Cassie Lang: <3
**
Eli Bradley is now friends with Cassie Lang, Teddy Altman, Billy Kaplan and Kate Bishop.
(4 people liked this)
Kate Bishop: Welcome back, you big dramaqueen:)
**
The Vision is now friends Eli Bradley, Teddy Altman, Billy Kaplan and Kate Bishop.
Billy Kaplan: Yeah... we really need to think about another name for you, Vizh. Just saying.
The Vision: Beg your pardon?
Billy Kaplan: Well, you know. So our thing doesn't become a global thing.
Kate Bishop: Didn't your thing go with Teddy's, Billy?
Billy Kaplan: OMFG. MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, BISHOP.
The Vision: I am not certain that I understood...
Eli Bradley: And you don't want to. Trust me on this one, Vizh.
**
Tommy Shepherd is now friends with Eli Bradley, Teddy Altman, Billy Kaplan, The Vision and Kate Bishop.
Tommy Shepherd 'cause Billy was being a geek about me getting a Facebook.
Billy Kaplan: Was not!
Tommy Shepherd You totally were!
Billy Kaplan and Tommy Shepherd are now marked as brothers.
Tommy Shepherd Dude, we're not!
Billy Kaplan: Of course we are! How do you explain the face!
Tommy Shepherd You were jealous of my rugged looks and tried to copy them. And failed, btw. I'm way hotter than you.
Billy Kaplan: Of course I didn't! And says who?
Tommy Shepherd I think you did ;) And I and the future hordes of adoring fans agree.
Billy Kaplan: Yeah, right
Eli Bradley: Just in case there was any doubt about them being brothers or anything.
(Kate Bishop, Cassie Lang and The Vision liked this)
Teddy Altman *thinks Billy is hotter than Tommy*
(Billy Kaplan liked this)
Billy Kaplan: :D
Teddy Altman: <3
Billy Kaplan: <3 <3 <3
Tommy Shepherd Aaaaand getting cavities now so. bye.
Fandom: Young Avengers.
Warnings: Nothing at all.
Contents: Crack. Teenagers and facebook. More crack.
Characters/couples: The whole team.
Summary: The first twelve issues of Young Avengers as told by their Facebook status.
Rating: G.
Notes: I blame
xnoriko_sakumax because she didn't stop me when I told her I wanted to do this.Facebooking
Kate Bishop is now friends with Cassie Lang, Billy Kaplan and Teddy Altman.
Cassie Lang: Hey, guys :)
Billy Kaplan: Because obviously we don't text enough already or something.
Teddy Altman: Do you mind?
Billy Kaplan: No, of course not! Just being my charming, sarcastic self, you know.
Teddy Altman: Oh, I know.
Kate Bishop: So, Cass, should we just get away from this status or should we go and grab some popcorn instead? ;)
Cassie Lang: I vote popcorn ;)
Billy Kaplan: Please shut up.
(Teddy Altman likes this)
**
Kate Bishop to Billy Altman so why hasn't Boy Wonder added me?
Billy Kaplan: Eli? When Ted and I asked weeks ago, he said he doesn't have a FB, something about it being controlled by the man blahblaha, only bored people with nothing better to do had to pass the time, blahblahblah.
Kate Bishop: You don't say.
Teddy Altman: Kate, you come with special effects of your own. I SWEAR that came out with eerie music and ominous lightning and thunder and everything.
(Kate Bishop liked this)
Kate Bishop: I simply spy with my little eye one Mr. Elijah Bradley changing his mind soon. Mark my words ;)
Billy Kaplan: Do you control Facebook or something?
Kate Bishop: Of course not.
Kate Bishop: Yet ;)
(Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman and Cassie Lang)
Cassie Lang: lol. Rock on, Kate!
**
Eli Bradley is now friends with Kate Bishop, Teddy Altman, Cassie Lang and Billy Kaplan.
(4 people like this)
Kate Bishop: Told you.
Billy Kaplan: Miracle worker ladies and gentlemen.
Cassie Lang: GO, KATIE!
Eli Bradley: Shut up already :/
Kate Bishop: Make me :)
**
Teddy Altman to Billy Kaplan wanna do something this friday or something?
Billy Kaplan: I'm a big fan of 'something'. Something and I go way back.
Teddy Altman: Mom's gonna be at her work 'til late so maybe we could play videogames or watch a DVD at my place? I'm kinda broke otherwise ):.
Kate Bishop: So direct, Teddy!
(Cassie Lang likes this)
Teddy Altman: What-- OMG. KATE! I didn't mean it like that!
Billy Kaplan: ohgod, Teddy, texting you instead where these STALKERS can't see.
Cassie Lang: Every step you take~
Eli Bradley: *SNRK*
Teddy Altman: You guys suck :p
Kate Bishop: Actually, that... no, I can't. Too easy.
(Cassie Lang and Eli Bradley liked this)
**
Billy Kaplan and Teddy Altman are dating.
(Kate Bishop, Cassie Lang and Eli Bradley liked this)
Kate Bishop: Called it!
Billy Kaplan: Yeah, yeah, yeah :p
Kate Bishop: Don't hate me 'cause I'm a genius, Kaplan <3 :)
Eli Bradley: And ever so modest.
Kate Bishop: Modesty is for those who aren't as amazing as I am, that's just the facts.
**
Billy Kaplan is so tired that he could break down and cry.
Cassie Lang: OMG me too. I almost fell asleep in Algebra today.
Teddy Altman: See this is where I love my-- you know. Makes hiding how tired I am so much easier.
Kate Bishop: I do the same thing with some make up, Teddy dear, and you don't see me showing off.
Teddy Altman: But I'm cute when I do.
(Billy Kaplan likes this)
Eli Bradley: Want some cheese with all that whine, guys?
Kate Bishop: Oh, please. You _know_ I kicked your butt yesterday. You were so falling asleep.
Eli Bradley: I let you win.
Kate Bishop: Three times.
Eli Bradley: It's what a leader has to do to keep the spirits up!
Kate Bishop: Uh-huh, Bradley. No, really, keep pulling my finger.
Billy Kaplan: Teddy, Cass, quick! Grab the popcorn! I'll get the soda!
(Cassie Lang and Teddy Altman liked this)
Eli Bradley: Very funny, Bill.
Kate Bishop: Almost as funny as me kicking Eli's butt _today_ once we're done with practice.
Cassie Lang: Speaking off, gotta go or I'll be late for class <3 bye!
**
Eli Bradley unfriended Cassie Lang, Teddy Altman, Billy Kaplan and Kate Bishop.
**
Kate Bishop thinks that Eli Bradley is a stupid, selfish, selfcentered asshole.
Cassie Lang: ... Katie?
Kate Bishop: Mmm?
Cassie Lang: *HUGS* We need ice cream. When are you free? I'll buy it on my way home.
Kate Bishop: <3 Best friend ever. :)
Cassie Lang: <3
**
Eli Bradley is now friends with Cassie Lang, Teddy Altman, Billy Kaplan and Kate Bishop.
(4 people liked this)
Kate Bishop: Welcome back, you big dramaqueen:)
**
The Vision is now friends Eli Bradley, Teddy Altman, Billy Kaplan and Kate Bishop.
Billy Kaplan: Yeah... we really need to think about another name for you, Vizh. Just saying.
The Vision: Beg your pardon?
Billy Kaplan: Well, you know. So our thing doesn't become a global thing.
Kate Bishop: Didn't your thing go with Teddy's, Billy?
Billy Kaplan: OMFG. MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, BISHOP.
The Vision: I am not certain that I understood...
Eli Bradley: And you don't want to. Trust me on this one, Vizh.
**
Tommy Shepherd is now friends with Eli Bradley, Teddy Altman, Billy Kaplan, The Vision and Kate Bishop.
Tommy Shepherd 'cause Billy was being a geek about me getting a Facebook.
Billy Kaplan: Was not!
Tommy Shepherd You totally were!
Billy Kaplan and Tommy Shepherd are now marked as brothers.
Tommy Shepherd Dude, we're not!
Billy Kaplan: Of course we are! How do you explain the face!
Tommy Shepherd You were jealous of my rugged looks and tried to copy them. And failed, btw. I'm way hotter than you.
Billy Kaplan: Of course I didn't! And says who?
Tommy Shepherd I think you did ;) And I and the future hordes of adoring fans agree.
Billy Kaplan: Yeah, right
Eli Bradley: Just in case there was any doubt about them being brothers or anything.
(Kate Bishop, Cassie Lang and The Vision liked this)
Teddy Altman *thinks Billy is hotter than Tommy*
(Billy Kaplan liked this)
Billy Kaplan: :D
Teddy Altman: <3
Billy Kaplan: <3 <3 <3
Tommy Shepherd Aaaaand getting cavities now so. bye.
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on 2010-12-01 02:09 pm (UTC)Stop, you'll make me get a Facebook. I'm most probably Eli here-- used to be anti-FB but I'll be getting a FB soon because all my friends are.
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