Et ne nos inducas in tentationem

Title: The Right Incentive.
Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club.
Warnings: Nothing.
Contents: Not-So-Casual-Dating, manga canon.
Characters/couples: Kyouya/Kaoru.
Summary: Post-canon: Kaoru, and the art of excuses. Or rather, how to get Kyouya to stop working for a while.
Rating: PG-PG13ish.
Notes: I wanted to write Kyouya/Kaoru. sha_chan wanted me to write Kyouya/Kaoru and she prompted me. Sort of happens in the same 'verse as this.

( The Right Incentive. )

Reposted from my personal LJ, originally posted on August 9th, 2006.

Title: When in Fiji.
Fandom: Naruto/Pirates of the Caribbean.
Warnings: Pure and unadulterated crack. WTF!Crossover.
Characters/couples: Kakashi, Captain Jack Sparrow.
Summary:
Rating: PG 13 for Porn And Booze. Not like that, though.
Notes:
For fujurpreux, because I owe her like woah.

( When in Fiji. )

(Sequel: Kinsmen. by fujurpreux)

Title: The Engagement Slap.
Fandom: KKM.
Warnings: Silliness, messing up with canon, OCs. Spoilery since it mentions the Ancestors but not really anything else.
Characters/couples: Yuuri, Murata, mentiones of Wolfram. Daikenja, Shinou, the Ancestors (implied Daikenja/Shinou)
Summary: “How, and I mean, how did it became a traditional engagement proposal? I mean it’s a SLAP! Who the heck came up with the idea that a slap was the perfect way to ask someone to marry you!?”
Rating: PG/PG13.
Notes: Too much work, too much sugar and little sleep, make me write very weird things. And... forgive my Camelot-geekness, couldn't help myself.

( The Engagement Slap. )

Title: Seeing His Own Face in a Glass.
Fandom: Godchild/The Picture of Dorian Gray.
Warnings: If you know both series, you're good to go.
Characters/couples: Cain/Dorian, Riff, Merryweather, Basil, Lord Henry.
Summary: “Won't you stay with me, Cain?” Dorian asks him, “My dearest Cain, since I heard of you, I knew it. We are the same, aren't we? You sound as horrible as me.”
Rating: PG/PG13-ish, perhaps.
Notes: Written for springkink: Crossover: The Picture of Dorian Gray (Book)/Count Cain (Godchild), Cain/Dorian: Egotism-- "You're my kind of guy, 'cause I like your style, and you sound as horrible as me."

( Seeing His Own Face in a Glass. )

Title: Snow-bari and the Seven Minions of Namimoriland Forest.
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Warnings: Crack. Crack. Also, Crack. Did I mention Crack? I am in no way, shape or form responsible of your brains.
Characters/couples: Mukuro, Hibari (small Hibari/Dino), pretty much all of the Vongola guardians.
Summary: Once upon a time, in the great kingdom of Namimoriland, lived the Evil Queen Mukuro with his stepson, Snow-bari.
Rating: PG13-ish for violence.
Notes: Written for cliche_bingo: Fairy tales.

Also, I am completely and absolutely not sorry about this. So there.

( Snow-bari and the Seven Minions of Namimoriland Forest. )

Title: Wakeful Dreamers
Fandom: Loveless.
Warnings: Nothing.
Characters/couples: Kouya/Yamato (Zero girls)
Summary: It's a whole new world of experiences that still stretch, wide and endless in front of them, with dates and meetings and no duels, no Words, no Spells, no Names.
Rating: PG/PG13
A/N: Written for springkink: Loveless - Kouya/Yamato - the future after Zero - and we are vagabonds / we travel without seatbelts on / we live this close to death

( Wakeful Dreamers )